Co Op Full Fat Soft Cheese

Co Op Full Fat Soft Cheese

Perfect spread on cream crackers and accompanied by at least four pints of John Smith's Extra Smooth Ale. Without the ale, or a drug substitute of your own choosing, this edible grout has no discernible taste whatsoever.

Be vigilant when tearing off the inner foil as: a) you may lose a fingernail trying to raise the foil tab, b) the foil WILL tear into a long thin strip along one edge leading to a repeat of a) and c) hold at arm's to avoid splash-back from the 'cheesy-milk' you'll find lurking inside.