Cucumber's End

Co Op Cambozola Cheese It's German and described as "A full fat, soft mould ripened blue veined cheese". One of my favourites. Great on a bed of anything tasteless as its own taste is somewhat subtle. I tend to slice it clumsily and plonk atop a cream cracker or four at around eight in the evening. Goes will with a fresh brew of PG Tips or a pallet cleansing glass of Robinson's "Real fruit in every drop" double strength Orange squash (No added sugar). I recommend this one - and also know the subtle difference between pallet, palette and palate.

Co Op Full Fat Soft Cheese Perfect spread on cream crackers and accompanied by at least four pints of John Smith's Extra Smooth Ale. Without the ale, or a drug substitute of your own choosing, this edible grout has no discernible taste whatsoever. Be vigilant when tearing off the inner foil as: a) you may lose a fingernail trying to raise the foil tab, b) the foil WILL tear into a long thin strip along one edge leading to a repeat of a) and c) hold at arm's to avoid splash-back from the 'cheesy-milk' you'll find lurking inside.